top dragon age characters » alistair theirin
❝That’s what I’m here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners.❞
#these two run a country
This literally is a timeline of my Disney upbringing.
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
Another day, another kick ass woman from history who is sadly lacking her own movie franchise.
but nah, women never did anything interesting or exciting in the Old Days
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good